I watch guilty pleasures like Toddlers and Tiaras. Yeah, I'm that embarrassing. But I can't help it... I find dysfunction both entertaining and soothing.
I wish I could just pay someone good money to give me a massage every night, talk to me about my life's drama and snuggle me real good. (I just need a sassy gay man).
I feel like a 5 year-old when I laugh at silly things. Or sip juice boxes. Or cry during Disney movies. Or think about Main Street way too often.
I feel like it's one of the world's great injustices when a school makes you wait to hear about acceptance.
I write a blog post and realize that I am a weirdo.
I feel inspired to be a better person when I hear someone's inspiring story, feel the Spirit, read my scriptures or pray...