I'm sort of obsessed with country music. In fact, I haven't listened to any other music in over six months. There is just something about it that makes me smile.
I was thinking about it this morning, and I've learned some very important things from country songs. For example,
Real men: bait a hook, drink beer, drive pick up trucks, say "honky tonk," dance in bars, listen to old country songs, hunt, fish, wear boots and are real romantics.
Real women: dance in bars, drink cosmos, wear ruby red lipstick, sip sweet tea, wear cowboy boots, wear ripped jeans and old tank tops, have tan lines and sing.
Other lessons:
- You should hate the interstate and traffic. You should love tractors.
- Denim on denim is cool.
- Beer should be cheap, cold and delicious.
- AMERICAN PRIDE.
- Tattoos on your arms are a must.
- Working in the field is fun. The farmer's daughter is pretty much always a babe.
xoxo.
1 comment:
I love country music too. It's what I've grown up on. This list is funny and true!
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