If I Had a Million Dollars...

The other day I was sitting in my cubicle and thinking about what I would purchase if I won a butt-load of money (excuse the gross and unnecessary expression). Honestly, it's a pretty long list that would probably change each and every day but I wanted to jot a few down while they were in my brain.

(before you think I am ridiculous and selfish and awful, please remember that these posts are really for future Whitney and I want her to be able to laugh at present Whitney and her ridiculousness)

- 10% to tithing
- save half
- donate a good chunk to the Make-A-Wish Foundation
- buy a reasonable car
- buy a house
- move to London for at least six months and write in the English countryside
- go back to school
- go on a shopping spree at Forever 21
- get a boob job (umm)
- buy a tiffany necklace

I can't think of anything else right now... my brain is fried. Anybody else ready for Christmas?